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In an attempt to back the nay-saying GOP into a corner, the Democrats have proposed a bill that no Republican could vote “No” on: the “Rape with Guns Bill.”
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Word has just gotten out that New York City’s server will be down for about an hour on December 5th, 2010 - something that city-goers are dubbing “Doomsday 2010.”
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After a long, drawn out hiatus spent in and out of more rehab centers than Amy Winehouse (click here for image) could even imagine, Lindsay Lohan is expected to make a triumphant return to the big screen.
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In a very special edition of “The Glenn Beck Show,” Beck revealed the truth behind the new “Terror Mosque-” as it turns out, the architect that has been hired to build the new temple of “worship” is the same lead designer who worked on the Death Star. And it has been confirmed that Mohammed Star Destroyer Ullah is in fact an open member of the Dark Side.
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In yet another evil plot to destroy our childhoods as we know it, scientists have taken things a step further than denouncing pluto as a planet. This time, scientists at NASA are releasing hard evidence to support that the sun is not a star. “It’s more like a big, hot, round thingy,” says one of NASA’s leading experts, “as we all know, stars are pointy on the ends… so right off the bat, this can’t be one.”
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After battling waves of angry Americans who are war-torn from the country’s ongoing economic plight, Secretary to the Treasury, Timothy Geithner (pictured above) issued an address to the people.
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…The liberal closet, that is.
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It started as a mockery of Big Tobacco’s sale of poisonous “cancer sticks” to American people; An analogy to depict a company’s selling something that is blatantly dangerous, yet still offered in various colors and flavors - making it appealing not only to the average consumer, but possibly more so the younger demographic. Yes, the “Shards O’ Glass” freeze pop commercials were meant to send a message to corporate America saying, “we will take no more of this.”
Instead, Big Tobacco executives ate the clever idea right up, so to say.
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13 years in the making, James Cameron’s vision finally gets completed in Titanic II: Jack Is Back- the beautiful love story about a half frozen zombie (Jack) and a 97 year old seductress (Rose) whose blind devotion and love for one another knows no bounds.
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As fans wait eagerly for Gaga’s next performance, it turns out that they’ll be in for quite the surprise. According to Gaga, she’s “fed up with the recession and the way it’s effecting her fans,” claiming that they’re “just not as fun as they used to be” and that a lot of them “can’t even afford to see all of [her] shows” on the tour.
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